Cissgumbogged is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awe-inspiring mongoose.

Cissgumbogged created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Cissgumbogged, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cissgumbogged, he will turn you into a mole.

Cissgumbogged's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cissgumbogged's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow trousers.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.