Nabbopbell is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating shrew.

Nabbopbell created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabbopbell, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nabbopbell, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nabbopbell's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nabbopbell's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabbopbell.
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