Sawnabfabingwodbarnmab Spagcindag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, awesome mole.

Sawnabfabingwodbarnmab Spagcindag created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawnabfabingwodbarnmab Spagcindag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sawnabfabingwodbarnmab Spagcindag, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sawnabfabingwodbarnmab Spagcindag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sawnabfabingwodbarnmab Spagcindag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue otters, for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sawnabfabingwodbarnmab Spagcindag.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about nebulae.
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