Gansugnellyar Mutsinbutmot is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent unicorn.

Gansugnellyar Mutsinbutmot created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gansugnellyar Mutsinbutmot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gansugnellyar Mutsinbutmot, he will make you grow a tail.

Gansugnellyar Mutsinbutmot's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gansugnellyar Mutsinbutmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gansugnellyar Mutsinbutmot's priests.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Never talk about seals.