Japdobzigflisgup is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying jellyfish.

Japdobzigflisgup created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japdobzigflisgup, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Japdobzigflisgup, he will refuse to believe in you.

Japdobzigflisgup's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Japdobzigflisgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Retreat if seven squirrels approach from the west.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.