Stikwap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless hare.

Stikwap created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikwap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stikwap, he will send minions to preach to you.

Stikwap's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Stikwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to horses while wearing ear rings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Never write about nebulae.