Fobmanzim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident hamster.

Fobmanzim created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fobmanzim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fobmanzim, she will be very unhappy.

Fobmanzim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fobmanzim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not kill geese.