Fobmanzim is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident
hamster.
Fobmanzim created water twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Fobmanzim, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Fobmanzim, she will be very unhappy.
Fobmanzim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Fobmanzim's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the west.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.
3. Do not wear silver on your body.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not kill geese.