Ton is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, merciful
aardvark.
Ton created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ton, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Ton, she will not invite you to parties.
Ton's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Ton's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Do not shave your legs.