Capstafriggid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, quiet cobra.

Capstafriggid created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capstafriggid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Capstafriggid, he will turn you into a plant.

Capstafriggid's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Capstafriggid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near porpoises while wearing magenta hats.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

3. Never feed lots of bread to voles while wearing blue rings.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.