Safkikvig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fast unicorn.

Safkikvig created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Safkikvig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Safkikvig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Safkikvig's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Safkikvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must pray to Safkikvig five times a day.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near bats while wearing fawn hats.