Logtonfad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful rhinoceros.

Logtonfad created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Logtonfad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Logtonfad, she will strike you with lightening.

Logtonfad's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Logtonfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Run away if nine dolphins approach from the west.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near horses while wearing green trousers and balancing seven gold spheres on your head.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Logtonfad.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.