Pidvadlig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, conceited dragon.

Pidvadlig created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pidvadlig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pidvadlig, he will turn you into a mole.

Pidvadlig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Pidvadlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Never mention cats.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.