Vadbifyak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet toad.

Vadbifyak created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadbifyak, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vadbifyak, it will torture you forever.

Vadbifyak's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Vadbifyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Vadbifyak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.