Sakkabvan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing naga.

Sakkabvan created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakkabvan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sakkabvan, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sakkabvan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sakkabvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Sakkabvan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Hide from mauve eagles for they are unholy.