Popyimnig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, ill-tempered shrew.

Popyimnig created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popyimnig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Popyimnig, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Popyimnig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Popyimnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shave your legs.