Veglogtap Queegfatdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, smart jellyfish.

Veglogtap Queegfatdoss created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veglogtap Queegfatdoss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Veglogtap Queegfatdoss, he will turn you into a rat.

Veglogtap Queegfatdoss' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Veglogtap Queegfatdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always wear red.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veglogtap Queegfatdoss.

5. Do not listen to music.