Rotxuckfom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful penguin.

Rotxuckfom created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rotxuckfom, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rotxuckfom, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rotxuckfom's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rotxuckfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snails.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Rotxuckfom loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.