Milgomab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, smart skunk.

Milgomab created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milgomab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Milgomab, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Milgomab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Milgomab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Put Milgomab first in all things.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.