Davlaktun is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic beaver.

Davlaktun created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Davlaktun, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Davlaktun, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Davlaktun's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Davlaktun's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not stand on grass.