Xensakrill is a god.

She takes the form of a small, astonishing mouse.

Xensakrill created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xensakrill, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xensakrill, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Xensakrill's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Xensakrill's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near monkeys while wearing indigo scarves and balancing five zinc spheres on your face.