Kemtalcem Flishithub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, weak camel.

Kemtalcem Flishithub created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemtalcem Flishithub, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kemtalcem Flishithub, it will turn you into a dog.

Kemtalcem Flishithub's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kemtalcem Flishithub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about galaxies.