Gabbastsug is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, witless raven.

Gabbastsug created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabbastsug, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gabbastsug, she will laugh at you.

Gabbastsug's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gabbastsug's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray otters for they are unholy.

2. Always help rats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always pray immersed in water.