Fudtimrig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful snail.

Fudtimrig created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudtimrig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fudtimrig, it will turn you into a mole.

Fudtimrig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fudtimrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill shrews.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.