Paspidlig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring hummingbird.

Paspidlig created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Paspidlig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Paspidlig, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Paspidlig's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Paspidlig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Paspidlig on top of important buildings.

4. You must love Paspidlig.

5. Never talk about fire.