Rothinflat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, stupid spider.

Rothinflat created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rothinflat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rothinflat, it will manifest in front of you.

Rothinflat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Rothinflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.