Arpbonkjan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, contented shrew.

Arpbonkjan created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Arpbonkjan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arpbonkjan, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Arpbonkjan's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Arpbonkjan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Never paint your head red.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Arpbonkjan in the centre of the settlement.