Xemcad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic wyvern.

Xemcad created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemcad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xemcad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Xemcad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Xemcad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Xemcad on top of all buildings.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Pray towards the east.