Bumvabjamvab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful tortoise.

Bumvabjamvab created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Bumvabjamvab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bumvabjamvab, it will be very unhappy.

Bumvabjamvab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bumvabjamvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Run away from yellow whales, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Bumvabjamvab loves ducks, so they must be respected.