Jenbetcit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable eagle.

Jenbetcit created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Jenbetcit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jenbetcit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jenbetcit's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Jenbetcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jenbetcit's priests.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.