Funlabnull is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever tortoise.

Funlabnull created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Funlabnull, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Funlabnull, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Funlabnull's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Funlabnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Funlabnull's name in vain.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Funlabnull in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed lots of bread to dogs while wearing red skirts.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near snails while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing eight silver spheres on your hands.

5. Do not eat pineapples.