Hadsugarf is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fussy lion.

Hadsugarf created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadsugarf, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hadsugarf, it will send minions to preach to you.

Hadsugarf's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hadsugarf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Retreat if four seals approach from the south.