Dutveenhad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, flying armadillo.

Dutveenhad created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dutveenhad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dutveenhad, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dutveenhad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dutveenhad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Dutveenhad must be the most important thing in your life.