Zagwotfed is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak cobra.

Zagwotfed created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Zagwotfed, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zagwotfed, it will turn you into a tree.

Zagwotfed's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Zagwotfed's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Run away if three manatees approach from the east.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not listen to music.