Stanlignull is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, benevolent chinchilla.
Stanlignull created humanity five billion years ago.
If you believe in Stanlignull, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in Stanlignull, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Stanlignull's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Stanlignull's Holy Commandments
1. Always obey Stanlignull's priests.
2. Feed all hungry snails.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Stanlignull must be the most important thing in your life.