Badkimkin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent hedgehog.

Badkimkin created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Badkimkin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Badkimkin, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Badkimkin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Badkimkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. You must pray to Badkimkin five times a day.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.