Gomhimgenpog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awesome gerbil.

Gomhimgenpog created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomhimgenpog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gomhimgenpog, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gomhimgenpog's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Gomhimgenpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near otters while wearing red shorts and balancing six platinum spheres on your arms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Gomhimgenpog loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

4. Never chant near sharks.

5. Never talk about dark matter.