Dinnartaptetti Hivcudbus Niglungedsid is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced crow.

Dinnartaptetti Hivcudbus Niglungedsid created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinnartaptetti Hivcudbus Niglungedsid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dinnartaptetti Hivcudbus Niglungedsid, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Dinnartaptetti Hivcudbus Niglungedsid's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dinnartaptetti Hivcudbus Niglungedsid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dinnartaptetti Hivcudbus Niglungedsid three times a day.

2. Never feed oranges to squirrels while wearing ear rings.

3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.