Belltunmat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, happy tapir.

Belltunmat created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Belltunmat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Belltunmat, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Belltunmat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Belltunmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.