Fom is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered hare.

Fom created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Fom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fom, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fom's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.
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