Getgovdit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident chinchilla.

Getgovdit created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getgovdit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Getgovdit, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Getgovdit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Getgovdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the south.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Run away from cyan great tits, for they are unholy.