Kammumbab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, flying pigeon.

Kammumbab created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kammumbab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kammumbab, she will not care at all.

Kammumbab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Kammumbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect nine lead sculptures of Kammumbab on top of important buildings.

3. Hide if eight foxes approach from the west.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.