Megpasbun is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, cheerful skunk.

Megpasbun created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Megpasbun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Megpasbun, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Megpasbun's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Megpasbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Megpasbun.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near snakes while wearing cyan coats and balancing five carbon spheres on your arms.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.