Cumnelldit Rawquatlam is a god.

It takes the form of a large, prudent grasshopper.

Cumnelldit Rawquatlam created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Cumnelldit Rawquatlam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumnelldit Rawquatlam, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cumnelldit Rawquatlam's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cumnelldit Rawquatlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near foxes while wearing mauve stockings and balancing eight carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Cumnelldit Rawquatlam loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Never feed nuts to snails while wearing magenta shoes.