Labcumced is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident bee.

Labcumced created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labcumced, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Labcumced, he will manifest in front of you.

Labcumced's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Labcumced's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to swans while wearing shoes.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never feed apples to bats while wearing purple shirts.

5. Always help sick foxes.