Motpigbest is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unfair wolf.

Motpigbest created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motpigbest, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Motpigbest, he will be very sad.

Motpigbest's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Motpigbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Retreat if nine whales approach from the north.

4. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.