Fossdossvadyamcibfidarm is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, benevolent bird.

Fossdossvadyamcibfidarm created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossdossvadyamcibfidarm, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fossdossvadyamcibfidarm, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fossdossvadyamcibfidarm's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fossdossvadyamcibfidarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Hide if three grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Fossdossvadyamcibfidarm loves manatees, so they must be respected.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fossdossvadyamcibfidarm.

5. Never laugh in holy places.