Fasvegrow is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unselfish donkey.

Fasvegrow created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fasvegrow, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fasvegrow, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fasvegrow's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fasvegrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Do not take Fasvegrow's name in vain.