Caprentip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sage crow.

Caprentip created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Caprentip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Caprentip, he will refuse to believe in you.

Caprentip's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Caprentip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Caprentip.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Always take life seriously.