Caprentip is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, sage
crow.
Caprentip created water nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Caprentip, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Caprentip, he will refuse to believe in you.
Caprentip's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Caprentip's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Do not eat nuts.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Caprentip.
4. Always wear gray.
5. Always take life seriously.