Kapdadjop is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, quiet dove.

Kapdadjop created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapdadjop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kapdadjop, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kapdadjop's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Kapdadjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Never wear purple shirts.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.