Rakpasmon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered chicken.

Rakpasmon created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Rakpasmon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rakpasmon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rakpasmon's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Rakpasmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear red coats.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. You must pray to Rakpasmon three times a day.